Fortunately, I only live 50 odd miles from Donny, so I'll probably to and fro it or do tha caravan thang (with earplugs for the planes!).
Anyone who's willing to spend £132 on a hotel/dump can come and stay at my B&B/house though, here's the blurb.
"Situated elegantly on the flightpath of Waddington airbase, Hoe-tel Otei (not a typo), boasts magnificent views over lush fields for miles around (once you've trodden over the council estate like broken glass and childrens toys in the street to get to them).
As you step inside, you will be licked by the cat, who will then proceed to prostitute herself out to you overnight, covering all of your possesions in black and white fur in the misguided notion that you'll be the one that's feeding her first thing in the morning.
The guestroom boasts a Bush 14inch internet tv with no internet connection and a dodgy remote control. the ceiling light is purple, original 70's and lends the room an air of homosexuality. there is an original Atari 2600 in a box near the bed."
Personally, I'd advise people to shack up with Annette instead.
