 Mav's ode to the DSC
 Mav's ode to the DSC 
   Ode to D S C
 
 I brought a duke and looked around 
 To find a club where the people were sound
 Then one day, by chance, you see 
 I spied upon the DSC 
 “Log in” it said and so I did, 
 Beware of posts by hissing Sid 
 At my laptop I duly wrote 
 Hi I’m Mav, I’ll get my coat and hat,
 Shall I get my baseball bat?
 A post came back a moment later 
 “Welcome Mav! What’s the matter?”
 KB, I said, “How do you do?”
 Weeksy replied “Who the **** are you?”
 It was great in those days, banter and all, 
 Dibble, Rattler, Nelly and Paul
 
 BDG, Mort and me talked late in the evening for a all to see
 Some cheeky, some laughter and some quite blue 
 The days before our membership was due
 We had such a laugh and sometimes tensions were high
 But nowadays, and I say with a sigh
 Sometimes it brings a tear to my eye!
 What’s happened to the DSC?
 Desmo Due made it sterile you see!
 Before I go, I just like to say
 Happy times we had in those days!
 
 Good Luck to one and all, 
 If you’re ever in trouble, just give me a call!!
 
 Mav