In days gone by, when bevels ruled
It all got out of hand
When no-one in the DOC
wanted Dukes with rubber bands
So two or three, formed the DSC,
as the bevels stood their last.
The rubber bands weren't so elegant
but, my God, they were fast!
More suited to a 'Sporting Club'
and thereby came the name
for a club that wanted lots of fun,
not rideouts that were tame.
They also wanted trackdays
and some had quite a pace
So, by and by, some bright spark said
"I know, we could race"
And so came Desmo Due,
the DSC's own series
and with that some competitive souls
had bucket loads of queries
But some of these folks got heated,
about grids and 20 lappers
and whether some folks had 750's
that they'd got from down the scrappers
So all in all it seemed to some
that the DSC web site
had just been taken over
by all this DD S h i t e
But never fear, the racings great
but that's not all there is
Cos every day you'll find some mates
who'll turn up for a whizz
These folks still ride their road bikes
at a gallop, not a canter
and stop at the pub for a pint and a fag
and a hefty slice of banter
So don't give up the web site
Cos we're all stil about
so if you're ever round near Bedfordshire
just give ol' Jools a shout