| "I'm so depressed and I can't get any dates," TP said to his doctor. "I've tried everything to lose weight."
"I think I can help," said the doctor. "Be dressed and ready to go tomorrow morning at 8 a.m." Next morning, a beautiful woman in a skintight exercise suit knocked on TP's door.
"If you can catch me, you can have me," she said....and she took off. TP huffed and puffed after her.
This routine happened in exactly the same way each day for the next five months. One day TP realized he had lost 400 pounds. He felt confident that he would catch the woman the next day.
The following morning he whipped open his front door and found a 300 pound woman in a jogging suit waiting for him.
"The doctor said to tell you," she began, "that if I can catch you, I can have you." |