How many pigeons are there in the square mile? Betcha don't know that one smarty pants.
: "Jools, neither do you...they could tell you any number they liked and you would believe them"
Jools : "Oh yeah, well I bet you don't know how many pigeons live in the city either"
: "As it happens I do"
Jools : "Go on then, how many"
: "Twelve"
Jools : "Wow, that's amazing, how do you know that"
: " Geeeeeeeeez
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