I was reading 'The New Indian Express' over breakfast this morning and looked at one of the small ads.
It was for a product called 'Tall You' which is supposedly 'the latest thing from the USA'. Apparently it will make you much taller if you spread it on the soles of your feet for 3 to 6 months.
I'm intrigued to find out how it works. Perhaps each application forms a thin rubbery layer on the soles of your feet so that after 6 months it's built up to be several inches thick? On the other hand it could be some kind of miracle fertiliser or manure that promotes growth, probably bullshit
