Don't eat Pork. Pig's a filthyanimal and I don't eat filthy animals. Pigs sleep and root in **** - that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat anything unless it has sence enough to disregard its own faeces. Unless is has personality of course.
If Pig Man can assure us his Pork had a staring role in Green Acres then count me in!
Appologies to Quentin & Samuel.