yeah Harv, I'd like to add a couple :
 The cops that told me I couldnt look at cctv footage to nick the scum that broke into my car because it 'infringed on their civil rights'
 
 Wanadoo customer service for being c**p
 
 O2 for being totally unhelpful/disinterested when my phone regularly packs up, but then decide to send me a 'valued customer card'
 
 Simon Cowell for being Simon Cowell (!)