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   | Originally Posted by chicken Oi birthday boy! Have you given up on food today then? and answering your phone? | 
 
    Eh? Were you the 0845 number who didn't leave a message? 
 I didn't grab it in time and then I didn't think it was overly important because there was no message 
 
  Shoorrrrryyyyy! 
 But I had a sanger, by myself ... alone in a corner ... with people throwing rocks at me ... <sniff>