| Where's YOUR mobile?
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> MAN: "Hello"
> WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
> coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
> models.
> I saw one I really liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "£70,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year
> is back on the market.
> They're asking £950,000"
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They
> will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really
is a pretty good price."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
> him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
> He smiles and asks:
> "Anyone know whose phone this is? "  |