| My little pet is an octpus. I took him to the pub once and he started mouthing off about how he could play any musical instrument.
An Englishman offered him a trombone and he knocked out a decent tune, then a Welshman gave him a harp and he played a lovely lullaby.
Finally a Scotsman gave him a set of bagpipes, my little octopus wrestled with them for a while and the Scotsman shouted "Can ye no play them then!", "play them" returned the octopus, "if ever I can get these bloody pajamas off, I'm gonna **** it!" |