1980s Honda CB400F on the way the the pub on a camping holiday in Devon. Landed on pillion to soften the blow and skidded up the road on my arse collecting 4 tons of cow sh*t on the way. Stood up with the help of a kind lorry driver who thought i'd shat myself when he saw all the muck I was covered in. Still went to the pub all the same, but people strangely kept their distance that night...... |