Letter to Agony Aunt, poor bloke Dear Abby, > > > >I've never written to you before, but I really need your > > > >advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some > > > >time now that my wife has been cheating on me. > > > >The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller > > > >hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently > > > >although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends > > > >from work, you don't know them." > > > > > >I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but > > > >she always walks down the drive. > > > >Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has just got out of > > > >the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once > > > >picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went > > > >berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and > > > >why was I checking up on her. > > > > > >Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I > > > >think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night > > > >she went out again and I decided to really check on her. > > > >I decided I was going to park my Ducati motorcycle next to the garage > > > >and then hide behind it so that I could get a good view of the whole > >street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind > > > >my Ducati, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed > > > >to be leaking a little oil. > > > >Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to > > > >the dealer? > > > >Thanks, |