[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by CK
and....

"Dear Auntie Lisa,

My hubbie keeps scratching his head & looking worried, cos my bike appears to go faster than his! - and I'm only still running it in what can you advise????

Should I down grade to a slower model to keep his masculinity intact, or get mine tweaked by doing the cams, K & N's and a re-map on the ECU for starters

I hope you can help........

Numpty monster rider of Surrey"


C
xxxxx

Dear Numpty monster rider of Surrey

Advise your husband to take up a more suitable hobby Like DIY to keep his mind occupied.
Whilst he's painting the bathroom get out there and burn some rubber.
Play da fool for all he's got...then go for a divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty because yours is bigger than his...then elope to Vegas and marry your Duke!!!!

Rgds Auntie Lisaxxx