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Old 22-Feb-2004, 18:57
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Originally posted by Gill
How about a problem page.....

"Dear Aunty Lisa
My husband doesn't understand me. I keep emptying the bank account to buy shiny new Ducatis. Perhaps I should learn to bake a cake instead?"
Dear Gill,
Oh! No! Do not lower yourself to the levels of Delia Smith(spit, spit)
Tell the hubby to get off his fat bottom and get a part time job! What kind of goddam marriage are you in if he cannot understand a womans needs!
when that bank account begins to increase reward him in the way that only a woman can!
But him a can of Stella and give him the remote control!
rgds Auntie Lisa x
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