.....someone you can have a drink wiff
.....someone who dont get pi55ed off with if he dont talk to you for a week
.....dont worry if his hairstyle is the same as yours
.....jeans is for wearing when clean or dirty
.....dont shun you cos youve got the same T shirt
.....dont worry if your goin thru the male menopause
In fact a bloke is someone you can always talk to, dont worry if yer pants/knickers is showing through clothes/leathers wot ever
Will eat a curry at midnight even though its a grade 5 stonker, (read very hot)
a bloke dont ever have PMT
In fact its wot us guys do daily......live life wiffout all the hassle you wimmin do
who cares if the kitchen's clean as long as you can cook bacon butties on the bloody thing
Mr Mort's machismo forum
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