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Old 01-Mar-2004, 19:58
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Bloke jokes...

My attention span is very short and the topics on the board are BORING!!!!
I'm not apologising!
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Q) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A) So men can be open minded!

Q) Three words to ruin a mans ego…
A) “Is it in?”

Q) How can you tell if a mechanic just had sex?
A) One of his fingers is clean!

Q) What do bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common?
A) They both cost over a hundred quid and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed!


Q)What dominates the thoughts of men at different stages in their lives:

A) Ages Primary Concern

0-3 Pooing
4-10 Guns
11-14 Sex
15-20 Sex
20-40 Sex
40-60 Sex
60-? Pooing

A)When do you care for a man's company?
B) When he owns it.

A)Why do men get married?
Q) So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more

Q)What are a woman's four favourite animals?
A)A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an
ass to pay for it all.

A)How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Q) Put the remote control between his toes

Q)Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A)So men can remember them.


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Well made me laugh anyway!
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