A woman's as old as she looks
A man's not old till he stops looking
Now for the woman joke
A girl goes home and says to her Mum
Today I learned some ABC
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt my 2 and 3 times table
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt some writing today and I can write " The cat sat on the mat"
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
That I have bigger breasts than most of the girls at school, is that because Im growing up
No, its because you're 25 and you're a schoolteacher
Ho hum
