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Ducati Meccanica
Posts: 2,911
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Nottingham
Mood: Smiley and waiting for the sunshine
AND for OAPs we have the "talking clock" which says...Change your colostomy now...or...Home help will be due at 11.00 hours..or...meals on wheels will be here at 12.00 hours.:P