[clint]

>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are
>hurt.
>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;
>that's
>interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
>left,
>but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should
>meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
>Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This
>must
>be a sign from God!"
>The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
>completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
>Then she hands the bottle to the man who nods his head in agreement, opens
>it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
>The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
>back to the man.
>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>The woman replies. "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
>
>Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!