Here's a true one for you...
I had a class of Reception children (4/5yrs) a couple of years back. We were doing a topic about ourselves and we were discussing peoples names. I told them that my name was Lisa and that their mummies and daddies have a name too...
To cut a long story short this little one said "My mums called mummy"...
"But mummy must have a name" I said
"what does daddy call her?"
He looked me straight in the eye and said.."sometimes he calls her sexbomb and sometimes he calls her ****!"
What can you say to that?
Just be careful you dad's with little ones....
Us teachers get to know EVERYTHING!