After Rattlers key episode i wondered what was most peoples worst story?
MINE IS AS FOLLOWS
Back in the mid 80's i was living in a flat above the office. A few of us had been out for a big party and went back to the flat to crash out.
We all went to bed very late and very drunk. Mick got up in middle of night to go to the loo, the door was closed so he decided to go downstairs into the office and use downstairs loo. However this set off the alarm in the office with master blaster/air raid siren next to my bedroom window.
When internal alarm went off Mick did not get me to turn alarm off, he just ripped the internal siren of the wall above the toilet door.
Bad move as when the wires were broken the alarm thinks its being tampered with and will not turn off.
I leap out of bed with 200 decibel siren going off by my window, try an turn alarm off to no avail. At this point drunk number 3 whom is also sleeping over, joins us.
We all go outside, get ladders, climb up and snip wire to the air raid siren to shut it up.
This reduces noise to 130 decibels and only the alarm box is going off.
We move ladders to alarm box, climb up, pull wires out of wall and cut. Silence for about 1 second then internal battery takes over and alarm box continues making lots of noise.
Next move is get crowbar from workshop, prise alarm box of wall. it falls to ground but still keeps going off. Resort to extreme violence and smash alarm box to pieces with crowbar to be rewarded with silence for a few seconds before we hear the sound of another siren.
This time it's the police siren as the car screams into the yard with lights on full beam to illuminate Mick in his undies, Quent with a towel wrapped round him and me completely naked with crowbar in hand!
We manage to convince the police that we are not drunken naked, pervert burglars but the alarm company are not quite as understanding when i report a slight fault with the office alarm!
Whats your most embarrasing situation that you will confess to?