[Dukerob]

we got back to my mates house after a night out which had included an hallucinagenic substance along with much beer, a few funny fags and a curry only to find we'd lost the house keys, so we climbed onto the wheelie bin, and very carefully took the glass out of the small kitchen window then he climbed in through it, landing in the sink full of water and mucky pots etc, he managed to scamble out and get through to the front door to open it and let everyone else in, stuck his hand in his pocket and......... pulled out the front door key !!!