Ears


A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.


Then he heard of a very good ear specialist in Sweden, and went to him.


The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."


After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, the man goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."


"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's," said the doctor to calm the man down.


"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"