I've just slapped half a pound of bacon on the ATM and by my crude experimentation, it takes 120 seconds of card use to get the bacon at least half done.
Does anyone know how many seconds of card use to get a cup of milk warm?
Microwave...Bah!
Is this a genuine thread about microwave expulsions from an ATM? Surely, the health risk involved would necessitate a warning for pregnant women and and small children with abnormally large foreheads.
As an aside...warning label on mouth wash reads (no mention of mouthwash or bottle):
"Keep out of sight and reach of small children"
It's the kids I tell ya, they're out to get us.
[Edited on 18-4-2004 by guest1]