At shool all boys were called by the surname first then initial letter of their forename (girls were called by the usual forename and surname). One day my mate, Philip Mullis, was called to see the headmistress, she announced during morning assembly:
"I'd like to see Mullis P in my room at 10:30"
The whole assembly had 15 minutes detention for s******ing so much
(and he had a very normal name I thought........)