| A long time ago...........and cant you guess this is a long story
I was in Troodos in Cyprus and we decided to go to the Limassol Wine Festival
So of Mort, Steve and ano goes, gets absoblurdylutely pi55ed
So Steve tries to get into his motor (1968 it woz)
The redcap (RAF Military Police) says to Stev, "wots yer name then??"
Steve says its Christmas
Cop says "I s'pose its Father", Steve innocently but rather drunkenly replies "no....its Stephen........." to which we were all hauled away to sleep it off in the cells
The irony is
Steve's proper name was
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Stephen Christmas
well it only goes to show, you cant tell the truth without gettin locked up
rgds
mort
ps the Alan Dick offshore story IS true
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