| "so what your saying is, if I want all the go faster bits I need a wallet this big..."
"I tried to get me zip done up, but I could never get it closer than this"
"what I wanted was a mullet, but the b@stard stuck a pudding bowl on me head, so I had to shave the lot off"
"If I could get me hands on the t055ers that stole the paint off my bike, I'd feckin strangle em"
"I was catchin the geezer up, and just as I was about to go round im it all went a little bit whoor, a little bit whaeey, a little bit swish-swish-swish..."
I had it all set up, hit the turn in point perfect like, knee down, lookin through the apex, and feck me if there wasn't a soddin great pot hole this big right on my line !!" |