[Chef]

Breaking news…..

One report stated that “After the sad death of Michael Jackson it has been announced that he will not be cremated owing to the extensive plastic surgery he had previously undergone. Instead he will be melted down as per his wishes and made into lego blocks in order that small children may play with him.”


While another believes that it apparently wasn’t a heart attack “Reports coming out of the states now suggest he was in fact found in a children's ward having a stroke”