If everyone made condoms Imagine
if all major brand owners started making their own condoms AND kept
the same tagline...........
Sainsbury Condoms - making life
taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your
life..
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms ! -because life is complicated enough.
Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't
stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the
whopper
Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go
wide'
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
the pain.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of
you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very
long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
work
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot
reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the
world
Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the one with the hole
!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
L'Oreal condoms - because your
worth it Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you
hate Bounty Condoms – “the taste of Paradise ” American Express condoms – “don’t leave home without it” Typhoo condoms– “You only get an “OO” with Typhoo” Yorkie condoms – “not for girls…” Radio Times condoms – “if its on, its in….!” Electrolux condoms – ‘nothing sucks like electrolux’ Fisherman’s friend condoms – ‘suck it and see’ 