Dropped the duke once when some c*cksucker left diesel all over an entrance to a roundabout 

 The wind has also blown it over, leaving a very nice dent in one of the frame tubes too 
 
   Regularly dropped my old aprilia when I was 16 due to a combination of alcohol and bad weather 
 
  Then theres always the lying neutral light on my Mito - remember kids, always pull the clutch in BEFORE you thumb the start button! 
 
  [Edited on 1-6-2004 by DJ Tera]