I'd sell him to Chelski for £60 million. If that's where his mate Gerrard is going it would be a good buy. Sadly they'll sink without trace in that set-up. My money says that Chelski under Meringue (or whatever his name is) won't even qualify for Europe next season



With that amount of dosh we could clear our debts, commit to a new stadium and make some wise purchases to get back to the glory days of the 80s.

TP - you still want to team up for SilveryStone on Aug 2nd?