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   | Originally posted by uncle porry 1, you can turn a bike on with a button thats easy to find.
 2, you can ride a bike when and where you want.
 3, gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper than baileys...just.
 4, a bike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a laugh with your mates.
 5, a bike does not complain if you fart while riding it.
 6, if a bike breaks down you don`t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
 7, a bike doesn`t need a new pair of shoes everytime you take it out.
 8, a bike will not get jealous if you throw your leg over another bike.
 
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    9, if you get too much chatter from a bike, you can take a hammer and a spanner to it.  
