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their i was minding my own buisiness reading today's posts when i notice a vicious attack from who i can only presume is victor meldrew of the sporting club. i didn't realise that i could only bolt on things on my bike that make it faster or worth more to be respected by my piers.I am duly told,but i can't help feeling riding bright red ducati sports bike people will still notice me,so im off to get some more trinkets for my handbag


p.s life would be boring without a bit of banter