It's perfectly clear to me Antonye old mate, but then I used to be married to a yorkshire lass tha' know's.
Mind you if they keep this up I will have to hit them with some butchers back slang-that should sort them out.
Years ago when I were a lad like(bloody hell-that IS years ago!), me and a mate used to go to Criccieth in North Wales to see a couple of girls, when they wanted to talk about us they always talked welsh. Naturally this ****ed us off more than somewhat, so we started to discuss then in back slang-that fixed 'em. They knew the words but couldn't make out what the hell we were talking about.
Bit like Nigel C and Rattler in this thread really..........
John