That\'s it, I\'m p/x\'ing the 996 
  After long deliberation, I've decided I'm way too cool for sportsbikes.  I'll be far more "at home" with a beard, bandana, tassles and a tatoo'd woman with big baps on the pillion seat....
 
 So the namby-pamby crotch rocket girlie-red thing will have to go, in favour of :