Ok, Yeti, those are NOT the conditions we discussed 

  I plan to learn about all the twiddly bits gradually.  You know how dangerous it is to overload a woman's brain.  Half the stuff will be beyond comprehension anyway.  The only way for me to appreciate the bike is to ride it, which ain't happening for a few weeks, as we both know - oh, except that you did say you might bring it down to Mallory and I can take it on the track there .... didn't you? 

  If I bin it, I buy it (your words) but as I'm buying it anyway ...

 
   Loz - What is a 'jam strangler'  

