Get the Hamsterstraddle, in black with a solid fuel rocket on the back....
Or, do as this italian geezer did at Snet a couple of weeks back, and get a shagged 900 monster, remove everything in front of the yokes, stick black renthals on, a leather tank cover and a pair of termis. It was just rude.
Then you'd have something suitably hooligan for the road, and you could chuck a couple of grand at your debts. Smiles all round.
Good luck,
Ali