| who said women havent a sense of humour
When God created Eve and she'd been hanging around he asked her if she was happy with what he had created,so she looked in the mirror.
Why have i got three breasts she asked God? I think i would look better with 2 so God removed one and chucked it in the hedge.
A week later Eve said she was lonely and asked for a partner so God retreived the useless tit and introduced man.
Im only a useless tit when it comes to housework i perkup as soon as the garage door is lifted"""" |