nice 1!
I think that there should be one word to adequately explain each of these...
1/ The butt clenching moment when you realise that your about to highside and you're desperately try to hold on with one arse cheek
2/ The tool most likely not to undo the last sump bolt
3/ The loss of skin from your knuckles as the allen key slips for the third time
4/ Your bum resting gently against the bike aiming to look cool and realising that your gentle rocking motion has taken it off the sidestand (pre 2k)
5/ Drilling yourself into the ground as you realise you still have the disk lock on when you ride off
6/ Realising that the Datatag acid has decided to remove areas other than the designated ones
7/ The sudden realisation for twenty minutes that you have been tightening the ride height adjuster not loosening it
8/ No matter how slowly you undo the rear wheel spindle nut it manages to drag the adjuster with it to perform a perfect etched arc on the swingarm (ST owners only)
9/ That the copper in your mirror with the blues and twos on is actually targetting YOU
10/ Realising as you are half way down a group of lines that they are the ones normally associated with Gatso's and you are at least 15mph over the speed limit
I'm sure there are other moments that we all like one word to describe - these are just some of mine...