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500SD
Posts: 652
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: East Fife, Scotland
Mood: Is it summer yet?
Moggy,
Absolutely fantastic!!
However, you've missed a couple.
Rule Eleven: While you wait on my daughter in the hallway, you should assume the position to allow me to search you thoroughly and completely. The sniffer dog is to ensure you're own safety, honest.
Rule Twelve: Upon completion of rule 11, you should complete the provided questionnaire in a timely and legible manner. You should provide finger print samples of your direct family. Please remember rule 9 during this phase.
Yep, I have an eight year old daughter.
Cheers!
Scott