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Absolutely superb!

The poor young *******s don't stand a chance.

I have just left my daughter in a bar with her boyfriend who is as scared of me as it is possible for a 5'8" bloke posing as her future husband to be. He soooo wants my approval, and I love him for trying (but only cos my daughter loves him, otherwise I wouldn't give him the time of day!) The key is, never give your approval cos that just opens all kinds of floodgates. As surrogate dad and actual mum, I wholly approve of your attitude, Mogwai. It's spot on.