A typical macho man married the typical good-looking lady. On the first night of their honeymoon before they crawled into bed he says to his wife,

"Darling, I want you to do something for me"

She's thinking oh great he wants it his way, so she says,

"Yes dear what would you like me to do?"

He replies,

"I want you to put on my pants"

So she thinks for a minute then she says ok.

Well as she goes to pull up the pants she says to her husband,

"Darling your pants won't fit me "

And he says,

"I wear the pants in this relationship and that's the way it's going to stay"

So with out missing a beat she tells him,

"Darling I want you to do something for me"

He replies with a sigh,

"What do you want me to do dear?"

She tells him,

" I want you to try on my panties."

Thinking that this is one of her fetishes, he goes to please his wife and puts them on.

When he finally gets over to the other side of the bed he can't pull them past his knees, so he tells her,

"Darling, I can't get into your panties!"

She says,

"That's right and that's the way it's going to stay until you change your attitude"

:P