Well Roy, you certainly kept that quiet on Thursday night

Or did I drink too much, you told us about your MS, and I missed it more like

I think you've made a very wise choice. If that ever falls over in the van it'll destroy whatever's next to it

As for an AKA, the only thing I could think of that follows the Triple Nine theme would be

'Twin Thou'
'Twin DS'
or
'Twin MS'

You could try............... 'Screen Smasher' :P