me ride hard !! i i resent that implication
 of bloomin course i do
 im not to worried about a bit of consumtion its just ive never noticed it before and thought it was worth asking the question. 
 and as for bikes being like women i dont think so
 MY BIKE.
 i know just what button to press to start her up.
 and she warms up nice n quick
 i get to have a ride most days
 she's reliable
 don't mind a good thrashing
 and the last time i tried hanging out the saddle to get me knee down the bike didn't slap me round the head


