Honda CB100N which had no side panels (couldn't afford to replace!) and no stand - I had to lean it into a hedge next to my digs. Neighbours thought it had been abandoned!
Next was a sorry looking Vespa PX125e which I bought "as seen" from Bikerama in Hornsey and had to push nearly five miles home..Has anyone ever tried to use the rear brake on one of those things? - Your'e better off dragging your feet! The bloody thing would bite back hard every other attempt at kickstarting..The scars up me shin!!
