Well we are nearly there again BORING xmas
 
  well this year,instead of the  usual  
 "NO ONES IN MY MIDLANDS CLUB YET" 
 xmas dinner 
 
  i have decided to invite anyone i have not ever met to join me  for an early meal at "GREASY LIL'S 
 The NO star  truck stop is situated on the A5 
 A road that the ROMANS made (VERY STRAIGHT) be cause they never had DUCATI's 
 
  ON the menu will be !!!  
 FAG ASH BROWNS
 
  followed by  scurvy PIE 
 
  Wrapped in BITTER AND TWISTED BREAD
 
  with Oi mate you aint allowed in here  SAUCE 
 just for the cheek of it ! 
 
   finished with a putrid mug of dishwater coffee and a sultry c'ya fag in the mouth grin
 
   so if ya ay doin  nowt pop in and enjoy! 
 
  .......mav