Neil
How the **** would I know if your ood in bed, best ask Rocket eh?
Festa
You only know the truth when you can understand it.
Please repeat after me
Festa - ' 3 pints of Strongbow barmaid '
Barmaid - ' Who you drinking with tonite my luv, cant see your mates? '
Festa - ' Myself my dear, but after five or six of these I will be seeing three of me in the mirror in the gents so best start as I mean to carry on eh? '
Extract from "Memoirs of a monday night in The Fox" by G.Rhodes