[scully]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or bacwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled.
Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba "Spot on"
Bruce said."While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her
tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said,"Not exactly a good time for that
mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".