Welcome to the club, mine's a guinness, if you're buying.
I've got a red one (s******), but my daughter's birfday is 4th May, so do I qualify as possibly slightly tinted if not quite Dark?
(4th May = may the fourth, geddit??? may - the - fourth - be - with - you
. Yep she's only eight and she's getting pretty tired of old dad saying it)